Today is not that day.
Instead, I leave you with this image (click for larger view).
This movie trailer was scheduled to be released yesterday, but our production department ran into some issues with YouTube. Apparently, they weren’t keen on my use of “Under Pressure” by Queen + David Bowie for the soundtrack. Which is odd, because the remaining members of Queen were TOTALLY OKAY with it (hi Brian!), so I’m guessing that David Bowie, suspecting a viral sensation, was all “I WANT MORE MILLIONS! GIMME ALL THE MILLIONS!”
But did I let this minor setback crush my creative spirit? No. No I did not. Instead I went with a royalty-free stock music sound-alike called “Absolute Rush.” I think you’ll enjoy it.
tl;dr David Bowie is probably a greedy asshole so I’m using a fake Rush song instead.
And so, without further ado…
In this rare on-camera interview, Cindy Reed of The Reedster Speaks discusses her highly anticipated camping trip and the challenges ahead. Some people are calling it the best 3 minutes and 43 seconds on the internet.
It’ll be just like The Jimi Hendrix Experience, except with fewer guitars.
Well, no guitars, actually. It will be guitar-free. (Unless you bring a guitar. Then we’ll talk.)
But it will still kick ass. Because I am the Jimi Hendrix of writing teachers practically .
An Online Writing Experience
Registration Opens August 20 | Classes Begin September 15
In 60 days, I’ll teach you how to:
Why nonfiction storytelling? Why not just teach you how to write good shit? Because storytelling is the most effective way to engage your audience. EVEN SCIENCE SAYS SO. Master the art of nonfiction storytelling and your readers will linger, share your stuff, and come back for more.
Basically? THEY WILL NEVER NOT BE READING YOUR BLOG.
Hang with me this fall and together we’ll unleash your inner storyteller. Who the hell am I to teach you? Well, I’ve won some awards for my work here at The Reedster Speaks and I’m a certified master online teacher. That’s right. I’m a MASTER TEACHER, MOTHERFUCKERS.
So kick it up a notch already. Create fans who will love you and want to marry you.
I don’t want to be dramatic or anything, but if you don’t ENTER YOUR EMAIL BELOW you MIGHT MISS IT and RUIN EVERYTHING.
(Don’t ruin everything. That would suck for you.)