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Category Archives: Home Improvement
The Suite Life.
We’ve been living in a hotel this week while we have hardwood floors installed and I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE. Look up “swag” in the Urban Dictionary and what do you find? Oh, just a picture of Residence Inn in … Continue reading
Posted in First World Problems, Home Improvement
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Who Moved My Goddamned Cheese (and Every Other Fucking Thing I Own)?
Remember that book, “Who Moved My Cheese?” About how we were supposed to not sweat the small stuff and just fucking relax already if, say, the bath towels were bunched up over the shower instead of hung up nicely on … Continue reading
Posted in First World Problems, Home Improvement, Marital Bliss
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Movin’ on down.
We moved and things are in chaos and it was a downsizing to save money so I cried a little. OK, I cried a lot, and I kind of snotted all over my realtor’s fleece vest but he was cool … Continue reading
Posted in First World Problems, Home Improvement, Marital Bliss
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Eat from the Box, Drink from the Carton: 10 Tips for Showing Your Home
As I mentioned in my last post, we are mindfully downsizing and selling our home. What happens is this: You list your house and then randomly you are called at inopportune times and told to get out immediately – and … Continue reading
Posted in Home Improvement, Land of Coffee, Land of Tea
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