Category Archives: Inappropriate Behavior

“They won’t mind if we sort of steal these pumpkins.”

I needed twelve mini-pumpkins stat for Akeyla’s birthday party craft – the only craft I’d planned for the preschoolers who would be descending on my home in a mere two hours. The pumpkin patch was closed. Who the fuck closes … Continue reading

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Apple Hell: A Fun Fall Family Tradition.

The girls and I were going apple picking. So what if it was 90 degrees? This was guaranteed fun. Maybe I should have turned back when they waved me into the third overflow lot and directed me to park on … Continue reading

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The End of Camping.

There will come a day when I recover enough to tell the tales of The Reedster Camps. Today is not that day. Instead, I leave you with this image (click for larger view). Whoever said “life begins outside your comfort … Continue reading

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The Collection.

The listing service phoned to tell me that in 30 minutes strangers would be traipsing through our for-sale house.  After cramming figurative shit under beds, I raced outside to dispose of the literal shit in the backyard. As I sprinted … Continue reading

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Hiking Girl Strikes Again.

Asheville families on Facebook will not shut up about the awesome hikes they are taking, posting photo after photo of their rosy-cheeked kids bounding around in meadows and peering wide-eyed at mountain vistas. I want to be Hiking Girl so … Continue reading

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