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Category Archives: Land of Tea
The Guilt Trip.
Sometimes, I have to travel for my job. This weekend I’m off to New Jersey for graduation ceremonies for the online academic program I direct. Akeyla takes the news well. Though in one breath she’s wailing, “Mommy! I don’t want … Continue reading
Posted in Land of Tea, These posts are not funny.
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The Day the Magic Died.
I parked the van in the driveway and Astrid and I loaded up the day’s things to head inside. Taekwondo uniform, water bottle, wet boots, homework folder. As we made our way up the sidewalk, she said, apropos of nothing, … Continue reading
Posted in Land of Coffee, Land of Tea
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In which I take the girls to the park and everyone cries.
Horrible mothers make their children walk on beautiful paths like this. My whole goal for this weekend – while Matt is off cracking craft beers with his college buddies at a wedding on a beautiful windswept Carolina beach – … Continue reading
Posted in Inappropriate Behavior, Land of Coffee, Land of Tea
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Out, Damned Spot.
So I was counting down the days (hours, minutes, seconds) until the first day of school. This had nothing to do with attempting to work full-time from home while hosting the kids for two camp-less weeks. Oh, no! I was … Continue reading
Posted in Inappropriate Behavior, Land of Coffee, Land of Tea
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The Lament of the Bad Mother.
And now I will telleth the story of the Bad Mother. It was the Summer of 2012 and lo did she have the big plans of how things would be Different this year. How the children, no, they would not … Continue reading
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