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Category Archives: Marital Bliss
My Husband Performs “Fairy Houses” by Tracy Kane
We recently purchased the adorable children’s book “Fairy Houses” by Tracy Kane. It teaches children about the wonder and beauty and magic of the natural world, a world in which fairies just might dwell in your backyard – waiting to … Continue reading
Posted in Inappropriate Behavior, Marital Bliss
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I make a sports analogy and Matt backs away slowly.
Sometimes I actually make the girls healthy snacks and don’t just throw crap at them while they watch iCarly. So I was making smoothies last night WITH REAL FRUIT AND EVERYTHING in my Ninja Pulse Blender Blast Blend that I … Continue reading
Posted in Marital Bliss
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I’m Chill Like That.
So the dogs went to the dog dentist yesterday because is life is glamorous. I covered afternoon kid doctor appointments where, no shit, this giant baby head picture is on the wall: It reminds me of the disembodied baby-head from … Continue reading
Posted in Marital Bliss
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Eating Nemo
Carrie, our server, was giving an Academy Award-worthy “Reading of the Specials.” I could barely concentrate, so emotive was she – her entire being embodying the “watermelon radish relish” or the “bed of boiled peanuts and kale.” So when she … Continue reading
Posted in Inappropriate Behavior, Marital Bliss
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I’m Thankful, Already.
It could have been worse. Astrid could have asked for snacks before we even left the driveway. As it was, she made it two blocks into our road trip to Georgia for Thanksgiving before requesting cookies. Akeyla made it maybe … Continue reading
Posted in First World Problems, Marital Bliss
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